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๐Ÿฆ SCANNED r/wallstreetbets FOR "CHIMP" โ€” 22,000+ RESULTS 0% TAX LP BURNED CONTRACT RENOUNCED THE TERM IS OLDER THAN YOUR BAG APEONFONE HAD THE APE. WE HAVE THE APE'S SLUR. $CHIMP NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE, IT'S NOT EVEN FINANCIAL COMPETENCE ๐Ÿฆ SCANNED r/wallstreetbets FOR "CHIMP" โ€” 22,000+ RESULTS 0% TAX LP BURNED CONTRACT RENOUNCED THE TERM IS OLDER THAN YOUR BAG APEONFONE HAD THE APE. WE HAVE THE APE'S SLUR. $CHIMP NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE, IT'S NOT EVEN FINANCIAL COMPETENCE
Chimp on a phone
SUBJECT: AVERAGE TRADER
CLASSIFICATION: CHIMP
CONFIDENCE: 100%
r/wallstreetbets ยท declassified terminology

THE AVERAGE
CHIMP

WSB has called you a chimp for years. Now the chimp has a phone, a bag, and a ticker.

$CHIMP
CA NOT MINTED YET

THE TERM ALREADY WENT VIRAL. THREE TIMES.

Someone was digging through old trading lore and found this: WSB has had a term for the average normie/new trader for years โ€” not "ape," not "diamond hands," but chimp. Here's the receipt trail.

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r/wallstreetbets ยท posted by u/[still_a_chimp]
"New chimps, stop f***ing going in with your life savings"
view original thread โ†—

We've sent every WSB narrative in the book โ€” except the one word they actually used the most, for years. ApeOnFone proved a phone-holding primate can run it back. This is the word underneath the word.

WSB DICTIONARY, ENTRY #001

chimp n., WSB slang
/tสƒษชmp/
  1. A normie, a new account, or any trader operating on pure impulse rather than a thesis.
  2. Anyone who apes into a position after seeing a green candle and a chart with an arrow on it.
  3. You, most likely. It's okay. We're all chimps here. That's the whole subreddit.
"New chimps stop going in with your life savings." โ€” r/wallstreetbets, 22.1k upvotes

LIVE CHIMP READOUT

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CHIMPS ONLINE
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ATTENTION PAID TO CHART
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Real numbers pull live from DexScreener the second $CHIMP has a contract. Until then it's all N/A, same as your DD.

CHIMP TOKENOMICS

01Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $CHIMP
02Tax: 0% buy, 0% sell โ€” chimps don't read fee schedules anyway
03Liquidity: locked / burned at launch
04Contract: renounced
05DD requirement: none. See rule 01 of being a chimp.
06Loss porn: encouraged, screenshot it

HOW TO BE A CHIMP

1
Get a wallet
Phantom, MetaMask, whatever your uncle told you to download.
2
Fund it
Send enough to feel something, not enough to matter. That's the chimp way.
3
Swap for $CHIMP
Paste the CA above. Do not ask questions. Questions are for non-chimps.
4
Post the loss (or gain)
To r/wallstreetbets, obviously. Tag it "average chimp behavior."

FAQ

Is $CHIMP affiliated with WallStreetBets, Reddit, or ApeOnFone?

No. $CHIMP is an independent, community-run meme token inspired by a slang term that has organically circulated on r/wallstreetbets for years, and by the recent success of the unrelated $FONE / ApeOnFone project. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or partnered with Reddit Inc., r/wallstreetbets moderators, or the ApeOnFone team.

Is this financial advice?

No. Nothing on this site is financial advice, and $CHIMP is a meme token with no inherent value or guaranteed return. Chimps do their own research. Occasionally.

Is calling myself a chimp an insult?

It's a compliment now. We reclaimed it. That's the whole project.

When contract?

When it's minted, this whole site updates itself โ€” CA, live stats, and buy links go from placeholders to real. Check back.